Sheezus criminy, that coffee is good now that I'm making it properly.

Jared

If you give me a lever and a place to stand, I can move the world.
Archimedes of Syracuse

I have HGTV in HD.
Kate

Time is flying by like a fly being propelled by the wind of an unsuccessful swat of a swatter. Actually I spoke to him yesterday on the phone as he was leaving my city with visiting me but we agreed to do something soon and I suggested a trip to Ann Arbor on a gameday, he like the idea, but do you?

Mike Yager

I just set some punk ass BMXers straight. Don't come to my house and try to ride up my outdoor sculpture, and think I will let you get away with that! Uh-uh!

Kate

All y'all gotta do id look up inna tree.

Jared

Is it worse I tell you she's a coworker and she only invited me because she has a crush on me? And that I only went because she has hot friends?

Robert

I'm walking to my car. Up ahead, a small girl grabs her mom, points at me in disgust and yells "EEWWW look who's here!" No one else is in sight.

Robert

I got shocked! Bad! 3 times! Once by a live wire! Whaaa!

The second time brought tears to my eyes! I'm fine now though.

Kate

im drunk as a skunk, re-wriiting this script, dressed up in a sailor uniform

Bradley

I'm not sure if being a stud machine is worth all of that work. If there were a practical motivation like being an Alpine bike messenger, then maybe.

Aaron W.

Milk makes my butt fart.

Pete VanBeck

7.07.09

Eighteen years in a travelin' band, seen a lot of one night stands, but still i find my self so very much alone... For some reason songs like that remind me of getting squirrels caught in my bike spokes.

Chris Best

7.07.09

space station

In 2 min, look south east in the sky. For 5 min the space station will be visible—it'll look like a shooting star. If it isn't too cloudy.

Kate

7.8.09

Just had to replace my car battery & I figured out what was wrong with the old one: it couldn't handle Wavering Radiant.

Jared

Oh crap shit! 2 in one day!? That is horseshit!

Kate
6.24.09

so i just spent the last 10 minutes watching a pony die. causes unknown. now i'm going to help bury it. didn't see this coming when i woke up today.

Rob

6.25.09